They say they're corny, childish, immature, and only funny because they're just so bad. Now, people love to look down on knock knock jokes as you get older. Methhead acting is the best way to get into character when the scene involves getting your head smashed in by an ATM.īitch your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be meth.īadger bottom dollar that tomorrow, there’ll be Star Trek scripts.Ĭome on! The star of Low Winter Sun. They're often the first jokes we learn to tell, and for that reason, they still fill us with that childish, silly laugh every time we hear them: knock knock jokes. Gus Who’s Albuquerque’s meth kingpin? That Pollos Hermanos dude! No, owls go “who.” Turtles go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM. Huell get a bad back if you try to actually sleep on a bed of money.ĭwayne the tub, before the hydwofwuoric acid burns thwough and a gwoss mixture of guts and teeth wains through the ceiwing. Did Skyler’s sister take it?ĭing ding ding ding ding ding ding ding No, Hank you for having the courtesy to at least flush after learning your brother-in-law was Heisenberg. I’m one of the show’s many bald characters. Cos, some of you, cant relate to the other sections. Y’all know I love you and a section of the joke is always devoted to y’all. Sure to make you the life of the party! And if people don’t laugh, just poison them with an untraceable plant!Ĭhamp-who? No, thanks, don’t need it. How are you guys Are you doing great right I miss y’all. The most literal and humorless but accurate answer to the classic joke setup, “Knock-knock/Who’s there?” is actually “the one who knocks.” So considering that “the one who knocks” is kind of Walter White’s catchphrase on Breaking Bad, it’s safe to assume that when he is not stressing out about a drug-dealing competitor or a death threat or cancer, knock-knock jokes are his favorite way to laugh and relax! So let’s get in the spirit with some of our own Breaking Bad knock-knock jokes. Please enable JavaScript in your browser to complete this form.Walter White (Bryan Cranston) - Breaking Bad - Season 3, Episode 4. Window.FB.Event.subscribe('xfbml.render', function() (document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk')) Nowadays, the joke has become a staple for humor across the world. Rufus who? Rufus the most important part of your house.” Since humans have been knocking on doors for ages, knock-knock jokes may have a longer history. It was introduced into popular culture with the relatable pun that we’re used to today. The modern form of the joke was developed in the 1930s. Who’s there?” the joke-teller would reply, “Buff.” Then the audience would typically ask, “What says Buff?” And the final punchline would go, “Buff says Buff to all his men, and I say Buff to you again.” It was popular among children back then, and they enjoyed it very much. In 1929, a book called “The Games of Children: Their Origin and History” featured the earliest written form of the knock-knock joke.
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According to Merely McEvoy, the joke began around 1900, and it started with the question, “Do you know Arthur?” to which one would naturally ask, “Arthur who?”. The earliest variation of the knock-knock joke can be traced back to the 1900s. We know how it goes… Someone begins the joke by saying, “Knock knock,” followed by “Who’s there?” After they mention a name, the person can reply by asking for a surname or end the joke with a pun that involves an interplay between the words.